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Why 2K?
AKA the second Stanhope party.

PART 1 | PART 2



[23:23:10]
This is a picture of Rob groveling!

[23:28:58]
Byrnie AKA Sir Isaac Newton. Get it? This pose is meant to be "on the verge of something momentous". There is a double joke here and it's extremely sad.

[23:29:22]
Dale as Jean-Paul Sartre, pondering existensialism on Mark's sofa.

[23:30:50]
Antony as James Bond (?). Not too sure of the antler relevance.

[23:31:48]
Mark is Kevin Warwick, looking pretty lethargic here. He is in fact already quite rascally drunk.

[23:32:12]
Rob is Biggles!

[23:32:20]
Ben is, errr, some pirate bloke. Not too sure which one though.

[23:32:40]
Kanako (a samurai) fixes Biggle's costume in an unfamiliar example of co-operation between Britain and Japan's armed forces.

[23:33:50]
I doubt anyone really wants to see this!

[23:34:30]
A rather unconvincing John Lennon (Lemon?), and a slightly more convincing Yoko Ono. Note the sign on John's shirt. This also contains the phrase "I am John Lennon" in Japanese, although it was later questioned as to whether or not that was what it actually said. Apparently in Japan there are well over 50 different Kanji meaning English people are stupid and gullible.

[23:35:04]
John Lennon and Kevin Warwick, both of whom have had unwanted metal objects in them at some point in their career. (sorry).

[23:37:54]
Sir Isaac Newton ponders with a subtle feeling of guilt whether or not everyone will work out that the whole gravity thing was just a daft laugh.

[23:38:12]
John and Aki (apparently a famous Japanese writer).

[23:40:24]
Samdiana Jones (hmmm haven't we seen that hat before) and Clare, errr, just Clare really.

[23:44:34]
Coralie removes something red and alcoholic from the front of her toga. She is someone famous, greek, and therefore probably dead.

[23:49:26]
Chie and Aki find something out of shot quite amusing.

[23:50:12]
Dancing seems to be occuring here.

[23:50:52]
Farewell, my concubines...(?!)

[23:51:36]
John shows his love for existentialism in a very real and tangible way.

[23:55:16]
Ben has a bearded parrot on his shoulder. No news there then.

[00:06:52]
Jim and Mark demonstrate mutual repulsion.

[00:10:52]
Byrnie appears to have cast away the trappings of one of history's greatest minds by this point.

[00:14:26]
Raising the question, if Kevin Warwick were a pirate, what would he be called?

[00:15:30]
John in a throwback to the Yellow submarine days.

[00:16:00]
Kanako scares us all into not wanting to wear the pirate hat any more.

[00:16:48]
A bit dark here isn't it?

[00:18:08]
Tooo.... much... symbolism...

[00:21:30]
Must be during some dance or something.

[00:22:38]
In a freak accident, Kanako's cheek collides with Rob's mouth, simoultaneously with the camera being pointed in their general direction.

[00:23:18]
Kanako reassuring us that kamikaze culture is alive and well in Japan.

[00:27:48]
Long John Plato, the little known philosopher-pirate.

[00:27:58]
Proof that Rob is the bad angel on Ben's shoulder.

[00:28:06]
Coralie compares the merits of a flexible versus the more conventional fixed rate mortgage.

[00:28:26]
Just to clarify, Mark in now way looks camp in this picture. Oh no.

[00:28:40]
Chiesan!

[00:28:44]
Erina pretends to listen as Kanako plays her imaginary instrument.

[00:28:54]
Rob gives us a glance that we must all surely find very seductive. If only we were all rhinos.

[00:29:00]
Akisan! Adamsan! Dangui!

[00:29:08]
Iiiiiiittttttttt'sssssss GRAHAM!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[00:29:14]
Mark's party, sponspored by Stella Artois.

[00:29:20]
Widespread shock and dismay as Mark finally admits he is Bish's secret lovechild.

[00:29:36]
...although apparently Mae new all along.

[00:29:58]
Amazing how well John seems to have hidden his overwhelming fear in this picture.

[00:30:52]
A chance sighting of Shabs.

[00:31:08]
Here is Mikaela (dunno how to spell it, in fact not even 100% sure that was really her name!). She is from Sweden. There will now be a short break during which thigh rubbing may commence.

[00:31:40]
James Bond in the unseen welding scene from the Spy Who Loved Me.

[00:31:44]
Sam, Chris, Clare and Shabs listen to, erm, something, or other. And stuff.

[00:31:46]
Hmmmm... whose lower torso is this? Answers on a postcard...

[00:31:50]
I think Mark was responsible for this picture. Mental note, must show him where the viewfinder is.

[00:37:56]
This here is the second picture in which Graham appears, and boy is it a classic. Here the man himself appears with his good lady Muriel sharing an affectionate glance reminscent of the ambience created in Clarence Bjornson's last novel "An Affair and a Shoehorn". May I add this is one of the greatest works of the 19th century and heavily underrated as such. I blame that bloody Jane Austen. Anyway, Graham here is really on top form.